The Clan McMidgey - Exercising their rite to bite for 20 years!

Dangerous Products to Avoid

Warning - readers may find the following content disturbing.

Stop midges biting

Stop Bite
Please avaoid using this stuff at all costs. It may smell nice to you and your friends but it really does make you taste terrible! Think of the McMidgeys! Even though it is all made from natural ingredients they just can't stand it so will move on to someone else... your loss.
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Destroy midges with the midge buster

Midge Busters
This monstrous machine wipes out McMidgeys and their friends by the thousands and is responsible for clearances of whole McMidgey communities. Be kind to us midges and don't even think about buying one of these devices as if you do it may be the last you will see of us!
Click here for more reasons to avoid this machine for the sake of us midges!

 

Midge net keeps midges out.

Midge Nets & Hoods
The McMidgeys are amazed at how inconsiderate people can be. Please understand that although these hoods may look good on the wearer, there are some things more important than fashion! They make it impossible for a hungry midge to find a feed so please remember to never wear them. Midges have feelings too!
Click here for more about these stylish but inconsiderate hoods.