| Name: | Hacker McMidgey |
| Born: | Loch Lomond |
| Personality: | Sharp and Witty |
| Speaks: | With a Rough Voice |
| Occupation: | Retired |
| Best Friends: | Everyone who beats him at Golf |
| Activities: | Watching Golf on Telly |
| Hobby: | Clubbing |
| Clothing: | Plus Fours |
| Skills: | Counting to Ten |
| Blood Donors: | First time Golfers |
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