The McMidgeys Welcome You!
We always enjoy hearing your experiences with the clan - here are a few folk telling of their McMidgey sightings:
"I first met Wallace McMidgey one day at work. He was in looking for a new book on Historic Scottish Monuments and came to me for some refreshment. We hit it off straight away and he now feeds on many of my coleagues and visitors to our library. His impersonations always crack me up - you haven't lived until you've seen Wallis do his 'Mel Gibson'!"
Edith Reid
Librarian, Duncoudle
"I have just returned from a championship golf tournament in Gleneagles, Scotland. I had an encounter there with one of the clan. I had just teed up to begin the 9th hole and was leading the pack, 3 shots clear of my nearest rival. As I swung back to tale my shot I felt a strange itch on my neck - it gave me such a startle that I completely missed the ball! I thought it could cost me the game but thankfully I got chatting to the offending midgie and it turned out to be none other than Slicer McMidgey. We hit it off straight away and he stayed with me throughout the rest of the course.
He knew every nook and cranny of Gleneagles so was able to give me some excellent advice and I ended up winning the competition with my best round ever - all thanks to my new friend Slicer! He entertained me with stories about his fascinating family and some interesting astronomy facts and in return I let him snack away from me! I'm sure we will keep in touch. He has already invited me to holiday with him in Loch Lomond next year so we can play a round together with one of his relations, Hacker McMidgey."
Evander Melandentirea
Professional Golfer, San Epnoah
"Rob Roy McMidgey just makes me laugh so much! Even though he's always forgetting my name and I keep having to correct him when he has his kilt on inside out, he is such a blessing to have around. He keeps me safe on my way to important meetings and also keeps me laughing! I'm proud to be one of Rob's donors."
Gillian McBeth MSP
Member of the Scottish Parliament, Craigantilloch